whiz kids

Sunday, March 30, 2008 9:05 PM

for christmas my daughter emma got a simple card game called "whiz kids".  the premise with the game is to name items that begin with a chosen letter.  two decks of cards are used, one with things to name, and one with letters.  each letter has a different point value.  the person with the most points after the cards are all gone wins.

it's a surprisingly difficult game.  i made it especially difficult on myself by trying to name things that emma would know of.

the game took a turn for the worse early on when my daughter drew the card "a part of the human body" along with the letter "V".  i was actually surprised that my dirty mind took a minute o to come up with an answer.  i obviously passed my turn.

a few rounds later i drew the card "something grown-ups do" along with the letter "S".  i chuckled and decided on "skiing".  emma came up with "soccer".  not exactly something only grown-ups do, but i let it slide.

with the dirty items out of the way, i drew the card "something you get embarrassed about" with the letter "I".  it might be a stretch, but i came up with "indigestion".

one of the last rounds provided one of the funniest moments of the game.  i drew the card "something in the room" along with the letter "E".  i immediately shot my hand up and yelled "emma!".  i asked emma if she knew of one and she sheepishly looked down at the ground and said, "embarrassment".


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# re: whiz kids

Part of the body beginning with V: veins
What were you thinking? ;) 3/30/2008 10:52 PM | Emma Steinfeld

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Well, you could have said vulva and just told her it was in some other part of the body; that way you could fulfill your dirty mind and she'd be none the wiser. ;) 3/31/2008 7:21 AM | Rachel

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Ventricle.

3/31/2008 11:20 AM | Melissa

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ventricle was actually the first thing that came to my mind. then i realized emma would have no clue what i was talking about. 3/31/2008 11:41 AM | ron

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I would be scared to play games with you. I've seen your reaction when I kick your ass in Texas Hold Em

She is soooooo adorable...and obviously has your shyness.

Some things that are embarrasing: IBS, iron deficiency, inverted nipples, internet porn on your computer, ingrown anything, idiosyncrasies, incorrect spelling of "idiosyncrasies", ink stain, incapable of erections, incriminating home movies and itchy groin.
3/31/2008 2:46 PM | Tam

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I thought of the female V one, but there is also vas deferens (oops, not much better) and vein. Does voicebox count? 3/31/2008 3:44 PM | Michael Mahler

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Well I didn't think of any of those (veins, ventricle, voicebox, etc.). Don't feel bad ;) 3/31/2008 6:32 PM | Eden

# whiz kids revisited

whiz kids revisited 4/12/2008 10:48 PM | ron's house

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Where can you find this game? 11/16/2008 3:05 PM | Chad

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i got it from an in home sales person, selling for discovery toys.

http://www.discoverytoysinc.com/
11/16/2008 3:08 PM | ron

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