Tuesday, February 27, 2007 3:49 PM
dear diary,
today i apparently ripped a giant hole in my dress pants in the area the covers part of my right butt cheek. i am thankful that i was wearing a pair of black boxer briefs with my dark gray dress pants rather than feeling freaky and wearing pink ones. on a side note, duct tape is a wonderful temporary solution for when your butt is hanging halfway out your pants.
-ron